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A Travel Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse: Locations 1 & 2

On your commute home from work, your favourite radio station interrupts the music for an emergency bulletin. Your worst fears have come to pass: you are in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. The military have lost control, whole cities, towns, and villages are aflame and burning to the ground. Everyone you love is dead, well, undead, I should say. You are alone, completely and utterly alone. The dead are rising, looking for fresh human flesh to gorge on. They will get you - or will they? Well, not if you know where to go to hide. Not if you had some sort of guide. A guide that would save you the time and trouble of trying to figure out for yourself where the best and worst places are to seek refuge during a zombie apocalypse. Are you prepared? Or will you simply end up as food for the undead? A Travel Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse is finally here. (Don't be fooled by imitations.) Each location has a brain rating of 0-5. The more brains, the better your chances.

Upcoming Horror Films in 2017

Hello, hell hounds. If you're like me, you want to be in the know about all of the sinister, frightening, gory, and macabre movies that have already come out that you've missed, and the ones yet to come so that you don't miss those as well. Well, guess what? I've scoured and dug deep in the abyss of movie making to find these gems. Trust me, minions, there's a little something for every twisted taste this year, including some blockbusters. I'm sure it's not an exhaustive list, but it should help stave off those horror movie hunger pangs. Island of the Dolls Release: ? 2017 After the mysterious 1950's murders, which happened upon the infamous Island of the Dolls, a modern-day British journalist, Emily has been assigned to research and uncover the truth of the unspoken event. With the assistance of her photographer friend and several Mexican locals, they travel to the mysterious island, and soon discover the danger of which awaits them. Despite s