Welcome, my morbid little miscreants! Join me, your cryptress, Lili DesGhoules, as I dig up and dish out the devilishly delightful dirt from the dark side of the entertainment industry!

Friday, 13 May 2016

Friday The 13th

Greetings my devilish deviants. Today is Friday the 13th. A very auspicious day, unless of course you suffer from paraskevidekatriaphobia or triskaidekaphobia. the latter being fear of the number 13, and the former being fear of Friday the 13th in particular. The history of this fear is interesting and worthy of taking a look at.

Did you know fear of Friday the 13th cost Americans approximately 800 million dollars a year annually, in lost work time, missed travel opportunities, and get this, loss in revenue because people will not get married on Friday the 13th.

Why are some people so distraught over the number 13 and Friday the 13th? To try and figure that out we have to go back into ancient history, around 3000 BCE, to the Sumerians. Back then Sumerians used base 60 mathematics called sexagesimal that had 12 factors. 12 thus became the perfect number in their vast empire of the ancient world. This became a numerical system based on 12. 2-12 hour periods in a 24 hour day, 12 months in their calendar (which we still use as a base for our modern calendar).  So, somehow 13 just became unlucky because it followed the perfect number 12. Kind of like the middle child syndrome of no one loves me. Of course, in mythology we do have the Norse legend of the miscreant god Loki, upsetting the apple cart by being the 13th uninvited guest to an otherwise perfectly balanced dinner party for 12 in Valhalla. We also mustn't forget that nasty Judas Iscariot, he was the 13th apostle to show up for the last supper, and we all know what he did. *Tsk *Tsk

Seriously though, What is all the fuss about? I really do not know my maggoty minions. Old legends, wives tales, silly superstition, perhaps because Mr. Krabs told Sponge Bob there are 13 dirty words?
The truth is no one can really pinpoint the true reason, or precise time, although some researchers tend to agree that this "fear" became popular in the middle ages, and revolved around biblical mishaps.

As far as Friday being added to the mix, there is no written evidence before the 19th century, and still NO clear reason why this fear exists, and do not even get me started how black cats got glommed into the mess! Well, actually, I do know this. You see in the dark ages (dark being the key word), it was believed that witches covens had 13 members, and that witches were servants of Satan. These witches had familiars that came from Satan which were 9 times out of 10 cats, and these cats were black because black is the colour of night when evil lurks. Hence why idiots during the dark ages and middle ages thought black cats were cursed. SERIOUSLY? YES!, and every year at least 10% of Americans FREAK OUT over superstitions concocted by generations of illiterates!

None the less, even if it is because people are a scared and superstitious lot, and we do not really know the whole story about why Friday the 13th is considered cursed and evil, it does not make it any the less true. I guess it's a good thing there will not be another Friday the 13th til January of 2017.

Well, my twisted triskaidekaphobes, thus ends the lesson, and what was to be the beginning of discussing the two Friday the 13th cult classics. Friday the 13th the television series and Friday the 13th the Movie franchise. Alas, I have people popping out of the woodwork with tasty morsels of information that is too good to pass up, so I feel you, my readers, deserve for me to pay it the proper attention. Don't worry minions, it will be worth the wait I promise.



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Thursday, 12 May 2016

Resurrection News

Hello my minions, it's been a while. I had a cave in at the crypt, and have finally been able to dig myself out. I feel so much better, with a whole new enthusiasm one can only get with a fresh transfusion.

Lili's Lair is being resurrected, and has been given a shiny new makeover to coincide with my shiny new attitude. The Lair is all grown up now, and is going to be edgier, darker, with a whole lot more meat on it's decaying bones. Maybe even a Lili's Lair Film Festival showcasing indie horror?

The "official" resurrection is going to take place on the Summer Solstice, for you non occult types that's around the 21st of June. Until then I plan on having a few "fluff" pieces, just to get the momentum going.

You can also find me on twitter with daily quips and horror haiku I've written, mostly about zombies, as it seems that obsession is far from over. Of course there is also my fan page on Facebook.

I've also taken my photography to a new creepy level as well, but don't expect to find me on instagram. Instead plan on being given the opportunity to own your own unique, macabre, objet d'art I will be offering up in the very near future. These one-of-a-kind pieces and sets will be offered exclusively through the lair.

As always, I welcome suggestions, and I will continue to support Horror, and all the hard working paranormal miscreants as well. In Indie, as well as the mainstream, not just in film, but also in fiction and art! So, if you would like a feature or to do an interview, or have a bit of news, give a little moan and we can have a nice chat!

Tomorrow, our first little piece of candy floss, in celebration of Friday the 13th, is going to be about Friday the 13th the series and Friday the 13th the movies.

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That is all, you may continue with your day.

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Thursday, 5 June 2014

Movie Review : Detention Of The Dead

What do you think would happen if the late John Houston and George Romero got together, and decided to make a movie? You would have the brilliantly clever and amusing film Detention Of The Dead by film maker Alex Craig Mann.

It's The Breakfast Club meets Zombies in the best, most entertaining way.

Not only is the story well written, but the production value, acting, FX, and directing are spot on.

Detention Of The Dead is definitely a movie to add to your collection, whether you are a fan of zombie movies or not.

That is why I am giving it a 5 skull out of 5 skull rating my dreary devotees.

Alex Craig Mann has managed to take a brilliant story that started it's life as a play I might add, and turn it into movie magic with the help of a spectacular cast and talented crew.

Be sure not to miss this one minions!





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