I know, minions, not my usual title or post, but I have to be honest: the last few months of watching horror and sci-fi movies has been painful for me. I really just wanted to find something redeemable about movie after movie, and I just could not. Not one good thing. I paid to rent a couple of the movies, and all it left me feeling was ripped off. I seemed destined not to find one movie that didn't suck. Since I don't do negative reviews, I threw in the towel and moved on to watching anthologies. I finally found a keeper, and you can read that review here . After that, I decided to go to Netflix and see what was new there. Guess what, darklings. Not only did I find one movie that didn't suck, I found three! (Just a reminder: I don't give spoilers or go into film details, that is for you to discover all on your lonesome.) The first in the lot was The Cloverfield Paradox . I'm trying to figure out why this movie didn't get a theatrical release because